Oh, right. You call it lazy.
I broke down and grabbed my finished copy of Abbracciare
Come to think of it, it was something like that that finally made me break down and read the Twilight books, even though I had wanted to wait and read them after I had seen all the movies. But one look at that trailer for Breaking Dawn part 1, you know, where Bella is in the coffin, and I had to find out what happened.
Wait! That's not Bella and Edward. Go home, Lestat, you're drunk again.
Oh.
It's a travesty, I tell you. A travesty.
It's thrown off my vision for the entire
Okay, it's okay. I'm sorry you had to see that gratuitous display of temper. I'm better now. Really.
But, the blog must go on.
Speaking of the blog going on. . .
This week I have some good stuff for you.
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On to plan B.
Okay, you'll be happy to know I found something to rec, even though I haven't read any new complete stories this week. I have a couple of just started WIPs. I have another WIP that's further along and I have a complete (although extremely short) story, that I've previously read, but never reviewed here.
Phew! The day has been saved!
Not so fast, Petunia. You still have to write the recs.
Oops, my bad.
First up, BitterHarpy, also known as Stephanie Smith Busbin, posted the first chapter of not one, but two, new offerings.
The first story is called Where The Heart Is, and it promises to be incredibly angsty.
Summary: "I am used to bad days as they make up most of the 365 days that we are allotted per year. This is my life, a series of rainy days. And for me, when it rains, it pours." But what happens when that bad luck suddenly changes at the hands of a man who rarely feels any emotion other than anger? And will it be soon enough to save the most precious person in Bella's life?
Based on the first (and only) chapter of this, it promises to be very sad. Bella is a single mother whose rich surgeon father disowned her when she got pregnant. Her younger sister, Alice, is her rock.
When their father disowned Bella, he took all of her financial support away from her, so she had to drop out of school. Fortunately, Alice had scholarships, so she was able to continue her education to be a doctor. Once she finished, she took a position
Bella's daughter, Charlotte, has Hypoplastic left heart syndrome, and will die without a transplant. Bella has an unfulfilling job as a waitress/prep cook at The Lodge, Forks' fanciest restaurant, which is where she first meets Edward. Truthfully, Edward is an asshole to her
As of right now, there appears to be no banner pic for this story or BitterHarpy's other
Where The Heart Is can be found here:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12440422/1/Where-The-Heart-Is
The second story started by BitterHarpy this week, is called Olympic Pen Missed Connections.
Summary: 'You pulled a gun on me and now I can't get you out of my mind. I want to know everything about you- how you take your coffee, what you do for a living, and if you pull your gun on every guy you meet. So, if you see this, please meet me at 8pm on January 13 at the place where you tried to kill me and we can maybe see where this goes.'
So far, it's only the ad that was placed after this fateful meeting of the minds. Harpy has said this will border on crack
I really can't wait to see where this one goes.
Again, there is no banner so I will improvise.
Olympic Pen Missed Connections can be found here:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12440541/1/Olympic-Pen-Missed-Connections
Note: BitterHarpy hasn't been able to find anyone to make banners for her stories. If anyone out there has experience making banners and would be interested in making some for her, please let her know. Thank you.
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Next up is a story called Masen Has Fallen by OtherRootVegetable.
Summary: College Junior, Edward Masen's life has taken hit after hit, and he's just trying to get by as best he can. When the girl he's convinced is 'the one' stumbles into his life; he's not prepared for her or the utter disarray she brings into his life. "I looked at her, and I just knew - and then, from that moment on, nothing about my life was ever remotely simple or easy."
This story is five chapters in and I'm really loving it, so far. Edward is a college junior and president of his fraternity. He's got family problems back home, but he does his best to help out as much as he can.
Because of this, he works in the college library as much as he possibly can, while fulfilling his duties of frat president, and studying as much as humanly possible. Add that to trying to have a social life and you have one busy Edward.
Bella is a new student that catches Edward's eye, but there's something about her he is just too busy to know. She's the daughter of the President of the United States, and she is just looking to go to school like any normal girl with a Secret Service detail attached to her.
Edward is instantly smitten with the new girl, and really doesn't know who she is until his friends inform him. They make loads of fun of him for not knowing, but that's what friends are for, right?
Edward tells Bella he likes her, but she's been down this road before and doesn't think that he'll be able to take all of the circus that her life in the public eye entails, so she's resistant to his amorous overtures.
At this point in the story, they've agreed to be friends, with an option for more. Bella just needs to get over her fear of being hurt when (in her mind) he decides he just can't take it any more.
This Edward is so sweet and wonderful. I really hope she is able to get over her fears and let him in.
Again, there is no banner for this story, so I will improvise.
Masen Has Fallen can be found here:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12401004/1/Masen-Has-Fallen
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My last rec for this week is a two-shot (that I hope the author continues because I love it) called Tinder Is The Night by LayAtHomeMom.
Summary: With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left-swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Gah! I love this so much!
Really, I love everything that LayAtHomeMom has written. She is just that good.
This is such a cute story, though. She wrote the original one-shot for the Meet the Mate contest. Now, I normally don't pay much attention to contests, but once she posted this on her profile, I read it and I'm so happy I did.
As a one-shot, it's fantastic. So, just imagine my surprise when she posted a 2nd (and what I hope against hope is not a final) chapter.
This little story involves Bella. Her former ex-of-sorts (really they were friends with benefits) is getting married and invites her to the wedding.
Bella decides to drink her weight in wine when she receives her invitation and while she is drowning her sorrows, her best friend, Rose, reads (on the oh-so-cute couple's wedding website, no less) that the happy about-to-be-wedded couple met on Tinder.
This inspires Rose to suggest that Bella should create her own Tinder profile, which she does. Once done, she left-swipes a few losers before coming across the profile of Edward 'not a serial killer' Cullen. Bella 'I'm kind of a big deal' Swan is impressed and right-swipes him.
The next morning, Bella wakes up to four matches and some dick pics.
The rest of this story is just so cute and wonderful and I would pay money for more. <Blog author side eyes LayAtHomeMom> Really. I have eight bucks just burning a hole in my pocket.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11510864/1/Tinder-is-the-Night
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Don't forget that the We Love Mobward Contest, which is being run by SunflowerFran is still open for voting.
The We Love Mobward Contest can be found here, and voting runs through tomorrow (4/12/17).
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8713588/We-Love-Mobward-Contest
Also, the Carlisle, Uncovered contest has started. I am a judge for this one! I don't usually read anything but Edward and Bella so I am fully impartial for this one.
There are some great prizes for this one, so all you authors should get in on it!
Here's the link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/~carlisleuncoveredcontest
Last, but certainly not least, the Biggest Dick Ever, or BDE, contest is going on, as well.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/8731303/
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Come back next week when I will be giving a dissertation on the finer points of dropping it like it's hot.